Why is Dancing better than a Blind Date?
-A bad date lasts all evening, but a bad dance lasts three minutes. -You can dance with a dozen different partners in just one hour. -If the dance partner is good, you can have another dance right away. -You can enjoy the music even if you don't enjoy your partner. -You have an excuse not to talk if you don't want to. No awkward goodbye at the end of a dance. For MEN: -You don't have to pay for her dinner. -You get to see her before you commit to spending any time with her. -You can get in close if you want to. -If you like her, you can wrap her up in a cuddle without asking. -You can take her for a test drive and see how she handles. -You find out right away if she is a back seat driver. For WOMEN: -You get to buy a special pair of shoes for the occasion. -If you don't like his looks, you can decline the dance without trauma. -You find out right away if he knows how to lead, or needs to be led. -You can ignore his bad jokes and 'concentrate' on following. -If he smells bad, you can lean out away from him and people will compliment you on your dancing style. -Even if you don't meet any one interesting, you can get pleasant exercise -If he talks too much, you can step on his foot. -If he gets in too close, you can step on his foot
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